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google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: oh, and to tell the truth, my dick is little, WHEN IT ISN'T HARD! LOL but when I get an erection, I'm pretty close to porn star Ron Jermey's size ha ha SO WHAT! Even if I did have a little dick, I wouldn't cry about it! I wouldn't be a fag either. I'd TAKE DICK PILLS! Just kidding. Oh, and sometimes I tug on that monkey! FUCK YOU! if you say you don't! FUCK YOU! I don't have a complex. I don't think I'm Jesus. I AM a game player who did figure out a way to turn a game around on the game players. Maybe it was wrong, BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOROUS OKAY! A guy with a nine incher is supposed to be Jesus! YEAH RIGHT! anyway, I AM NOT THE LORD ALTHOUGH IF YOU ARE THE WOMAN I AM WITH YOU MIGHT BELIEVE THAT because I could have you jumping like a little bitch monkey hopping at my every command and worshipping my nuts as GODS! Sorry but it's true! GOOD NIGHT! ;-)

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: So anyway, Donnie, Shane, dudes in this video. When you're old, alone, and shitting on yourselves, I want you to remember me. Remember the guy you creeps tried to drive crazy with my "not so well mentally disturbed ex wife LOL" I want you to remember, NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT DRIVE ME CRAZY, you played an integral part in bringing me back to reality and at the same time helped me (by getting me horny from watching this shit - it's good admit it) you helped me to venture out and do a LOT more fucking of new women! I had SO much fun you don't even know. I'd watch this, and then go out and pick up a hottie I know, fuck her silly and get cum buckets in and on her. LOL But you two shitters will STILL be staring at the walls day dreaming that you some how defeated Jesus. ha ha NUT CASES I AM NOT HIM, but still! And, Tina, I hope she gets well and gets her nose out of Chris' ass. Or keep it in if she wants whatever. LOL Don't want her to burn though. Don't want her to die. I DO NOT WANT HER TO LOSE HER MONEY! The ONLY fucking thing I want for her is to get well and realize how dumb this whole thing really is! IT IS DUMB! Anyway, I'm not a creep or a loser or impotent or gay. I am a guy who took shit loads of drugs and was victimized by lunatics who most of them are dead. It's not a war or a battle. IT IS JUST LIFE and I GOT TO LIVE! So I encourage that for everyone. OH, and let's not forget FAT ASS COUSIN CONNIE! BITCH YOUR COOCH STINK SO SMELLY I DO KNOW KNOW HOW YOU GOT JACKIE TO FUCK YOU BUT YOU DID! I WOULD DIE FROM THE SMELL YOU UGLY FAT CUNT! LOL but to each their own. Anyway, it's all an Illusion so I just TRUST THE REAL JESUS AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE I AM NOT REALLY JESUS just got caught up in some silly ass PORN fantasy! ha ha. I LOVE BEING STREET WISE AS FUCK and then having weirdos TRY to toy with you! FUCK TRICKS! READ CAREFULLY! YOU GOT PLAYED! YOU GOT PLAYED! sorry, LOL

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: Anyway, I better not type anymore because I'm supposed to be Jesus Christ - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone! ha ha Okay, I'll stop now! LMFAO --------WHO WANTS MY FUCKING AUTOGRAPH Shit, I AM A LEGENDARY PIMP 'cause of this shit! NOT ONLY DID IT MAKE ME HORNY, IT GIVE ME GREAT MEMORIES BECAUSE I GOT SO INTENSELY HORNY THAT I SCORED ON SO MANY HOT CHICKS AND DID CUM IN THEM! SIN OR NOT! IT FELT GREAT AND I LOVED IT! I GOT GREAT MEMORIES! THANK YOU TINA! ha ha NOW STOP WITH THE LUNATIC SHIT! YOU HAVE KIDS BY ME WHO LOVE YOUR SILLY ASS! To her: LET'S MOVE ON! ha ha

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: sorry just typing shit. looks weird that I've done so much typing, but I GOTTA TYPE TO KEEP FROM JERKING OFF! LOL oh man! You'd think people would ONE DAY get it right! I GOT IT RIGHT SEXUALLY! Why can't people go have their fucking sex life, and GET OVER THEMSELVES? I LOVE LIFE! LOVE IT! Just need MORE money! Not to do shit to anyone, but to MOVE ON AND LIVE and FORGET THESE ASSHOLES, well, at least until the NEXT TIME I GET READY TO JACK OFF! ha ha :-)

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: This was years ago. Both of those sissy boys have man tits now. I DO NOT! They are impotent. I AM NOT> I'd bet any $1000 bucks I have NO trouble getting an erection. I heard Donny, the black haired clown has colon cancer or something? LOL My ex-wife suffered from mental problems that's all I'm saying about her. She's STILL thinks I'm Jesus? LOL Shane I heard got chopped up in a knife fight. Is that true? LOL So I don't know! I just wish people would stop trying to STEAL my fucking money in hopes that it will some how prove that TINA caused me to go crazy! SHE DID NOT! I fucked MANY before her and many more after her because she really got me stirred up from this shit. IT DIDN'T depress me: JUST MADE ME HORNY AS A MOFO! Sorry but the truth is the truth! Anyway, it's move on time. LEAVE MY FUCKING MONEY ALONE! DO NOT FUCK WITH MY JOB! AND WE COOL! YOU DIG!

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: Jerk your bone finger your hole jerk your bone finger your hole.... ah yeah ah yeah do it hard fast HARD FAST LOL uh oh, I'm cumming, I'm cumming, ......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-)

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: So on the score board, got my good looks back. I am better endowed. I am more intelligent. AND I THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (get a life and stay out of mine. If you think I care, then allow me to prosper financially and you'll see that I don't. If I am making the money, that's all I give a shit about. IT IS THE WOMAN'S BODY AND WHAT SHE DOES IS HER BUSINESS! Hey Donny, black haired dude, how's YOUR EX WIFE AND MY DAUGHTER DOING? ha ha what a fucking CLOWN!

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: The video isn't bad though. Kind of hot! LOL She was fucking crazy! LOL Maybe still is, but I snapped out of it. Forget this shit I don't hold grudges. But I still get people who want to take my money> GET OVER IT! I DO NOT HAVE A COMPLEX! I DO NOT CARE! I CAN GET PUSSY! I HAVE GOT IT MANY TIMES! I fucked tina an estimated 1 millions times before this even happened and about another 1 million times after! But now I am even better endowed thanks to her doing this because it made me so horny that I went sex crazy and my man meat grow about 2 more inches. I used to sport a 7 but now it's a 9. LOL GROW UP PEOPLE! OR NOT! :-)

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: Look! Anyone can go sexually insane especially when your young and horny! ha ha I beat those assholes because I scored with hotter chicks than she was, but she looked good back then I won't lie. We were just crazy as a bat. I think BAT is the key word here and mine, fully erect, is WAY bigger than either one of those little ass boys. LOL

google-f6f737976fc2e5e78b8444ef613af8d9: Hey, here's a good one. What if she'd got fucked all day and the only reason she didn't moan is because her 4 year old son was in the next room playing right? And then, after I come back from work, I'm kept from going in the room while they continue to fuck her all night! LOL I HAPPENED THAT WAY! :-| But what I don't get is how she thought I would go crazy! LOL It just made me really horny and go out fucking the shit out of strange ass women for years AND cumming in them too! Uh, oh, and if you fuck 20 times a night and jack off too, it causes your dick to shrivel LOL. It's just fucking people! I didn't care then and I don't care now! I think what happens is "controlling" women want to think they can drive a guy insane. But just think, I was unemployed, didn't own shit and she got nothing out of me, but, in fact, she TRIED to bribe my PIMP ass to get me back! If you think this bugs me, then just sit back and enjoy the thrill, LOL IT DOES IT DOES! ha ha :-)

Tim: this happened uh let's see, nearly 30 years ago. ha ha I think it's stupid to say that it ruined my life. I'm still not homeless. I still drive a nice car and have money. I think she has money too, but she never got anything from me, and I still meet screwballs who make up lies. Uh, I don't care. I just hope the best for my Sons and that they will wake up to this stupidity. I love life. It's all good.

Tim: And what was all that stupid shit about the mafia? I was so stoned back then I didn't even know what the hell I was doing. I DO NOT know any mafia people. NONE! I was just a hippy trying to straighten out some to get a life and you faggots made up a bunch of shit on me. FUCKIN' QUEERS!

Tim: I will come here any time I want. Comment, insult, I'll do any fucking thing I want. LOL So you fucked my ex when I was married to her. Oh well,(that's what she always used to say). Guess what though, at least I'm not a faggot! Donny (the black haired one, and shane the blonde) once got caught by Donny's ex-wife Sonya screwing each other in the ass. So you say you got kids uh? You teaching your offspring to be fags too? I bet you are. I don't give a flying fuck! A FLYING FUCK! I enjoy life! Your bullshit doesn't work on me screwballs. Remember? I'm supposed to be Jesus (I'm not) but these screwballs thought I was and they were getting back at the Lord! FUCK YOU SAD INCEST TRASH! ha ha

Tim: I don't care what Tina did. I was too young. She was too young. I was on drugs. She wasn't but very mixed up. It was a weird time and like the fucking twilight zone. I hope she comes to realize that it was just stupid. I don't have magical powers. I'm not Jesus. I was extremely stupid back then because I took all that dumb shit. Fuck it. People should forget stupid shit because we don't even live that long. Besides, if I wouldn't have been married to her, I wouldn't have even left her. But I was taboo about the ring thang back then! LOL Come on guys. DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM JESUS? LOL I AM NOT HIM! I thought I took a lot of drugs. MY GOD! ha ha PEACE! Except for Donnie and Shane. I was fucking sick back then and to think you'd do this shit to your own cousin is about as low as you can get. Enjoy your fucking money Donnie, but you didn't win. Karma is a bitch mother fucker!

Tim: isn't that something? Finally someone with the balls to stand up to these screwballs. Time will get 'em :-)

Tim: These psychos think if something bad happens to them that I caused it!

Tim: This psycho has a pity party every day of how dirty I was supposed to have used her. But the truth is she wanted a fucking brady bunch! I didn't have the money or time, but still did the right thing and married her sorry ass! I'm not normal? I have a little dick? Oh yeah, that's why she stayed with me for 13 fucking years, lied, stopped taking the pill again, got pregnant again. And then cheated when she thought I did want to stay married to her. Oh yeah man, I'm just a pencil dick joke aren't I? The truth hurts doesn't it? I was a hippy and I take responsiblity for making dumb choices in life. I do! But pencil dick? Really? I've had women who thought I was a GOD! But I don't give a flying fuck about ego. Weird? Strange? Scary? Nope. I don't bother anyone. At work, I go to my section and don't say or do shit to anyone, yet get harassed by OLD TINA fan Satanic insecure cry babies who think it's funny when others get hurt but can't stand for anything to happen to them. Bullshit! Yeah, I've made mistakes, but who the fuck hasn't? But pencil dick? OKAY I AM A PENCIL DICK! NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE AND IF YOU DO NOT, I WILL GET THE AUTHORTIES TO FORCE YOU TO! I am not a violent person, but I will SUE the fucking shit out of you. I WILL HAVE YOUR COLLECTIVE ASS PUT UNDER THE JAIL! I live to prove a point! STOP BULLYING PEOPLE YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCHES! :-)

Tim: Oh, and no I'm not going to prove it. that was eons ago! I didn't give a flying fuck back then and I still don't. I was with that crazy chick for 13 fucking years. THIRTEEN! We were both young and crazy as fuck back then, but I did know

Tim: Now repeat after me: Tim Halcomb does have a weenie. Tim Halcomb does not have a pencil dick. I AM STUPID! I MADE AN ASS OUT OF MYSELF! AND I AM NOT WORTHY TO TOUCH HIS FEET! Just kidding about the feet. BUT STOP WITH THE STUPID SHIT! IF YOU WANT TO BONE SOMEBODY BY ALL MEANS DO IT! But fuck off my life. I don't bother anyone and am VERY SATISFIED BEING WHO I AM! And furthermore, repeat after me, I AM A SCREW BALL! TIM HALCOMB IS NOT JESUS! THE DEVIL TRICKED ME! I WILL LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE WHO ARE NOT BOTHERING ME! :-)

Tim: Pencil dick? John you and your brother need to bow down! Seriously, and that snot nose girl friend who couldn't hold a candle to chicks I've been with! CHILL! No war! But chill. I was trying to get rid of this crazy woman anyway. She wanted 8 kids. I was young as fuck when I was with her! TOO FUCKING YOUNG! Pencil dick? Well, even if I were, I wouldn't be gay, but the truth is I'm straight. I'm older and more responsible, but if you must know. erect around 9 inches and over 2 inches wide. I AM NOT A PENCIL DICK! Anway, fuck off Satanic Cult! JUST FUCK OFF! LOL

Tim: Tina, for real, I never knew you were capable of what you were capable of. No offense, but had I known,

Tim: Hey who's typing this. I am Tim. It's not me!

Tim: Yeah, wish everyone could stay young and fuck any time they want to. ha ha anyway, whoever things I give a shit about screwballs dumb shit is just stupid. these people are funny fuckers LOL

Tim: she been married 4 times ha ha I still get young chicks.

Tim: I don't give a shit. fun is fun. I can fuck all night, make a chick orgasm, hold my dick in her all day the next day, and fuck her all night again. ha ha :-)